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NULLIF

Do you use NULLIF?  For me, this command has been seldom used.  Because of that, I have been dabbling with...

2011-03-30

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NULLIF

Do you use NULLIF?  For me, this command has been seldom used.  Because of that, I have been dabbling with it a bit lately to make sure I have...

2011-03-30

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Do You Solution?

Do you ever find yourself working on different scripts at once?  Maybe you are working on something that tests certain functionality in SQL Server, you have some presentation scripts...

2011-03-29

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ShowPlan XML

I just ran into something that I hadn’t noticed in SQL Server.  It struck me as somewhat interesting but is...

2011-03-28

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ShowPlan XML

I just ran into something that I hadn’t noticed in SQL Server.  It struck me as somewhat interesting but is really not too big of a deal. While demonstrating...

2011-03-28

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Tools note

I was asked a few months ago to allow some advertising on my blog.  I hadn’t given the idea a...

2011-03-24

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Tools note

I was asked a few months ago to allow some advertising on my blog.  I hadn’t given the idea a whole lot of thought but was reminded again today...

2011-03-24

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SQL Server Startup

From time to time I see a question asking how to determine the last time a SQL Server was either restarted or when the last time was that the...

2011-03-23

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A Fun Computer Quote

Which movie featured this quote?

"All programs have a desire to be useful."
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