Database jokes
Sometimes when work is tough you just need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are...
2014-07-18
6,230 reads
Sometimes when work is tough you just need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are...
2014-07-18
6,230 reads
The idea for this script came at times when I was having a project that needed to use snapshots of databases...
2014-05-09
108 reads
The idea for this script came at a time when I was having a project that needed to use snapshots...
2014-05-09
100 reads
Here are some places on the web where you can find sample databases for SQL Server. It's nice to have...
2014-02-27
1,411 reads
Here are some places on the web where you can find sample databases for SQL Server. It’s nice to have...
2014-02-24
220 reads
This is my blog. Here, I’d like to say "Hello" and wish myself many posts. I’ll be mainly posting about...
2014-02-15
148 reads
By Brian Kelley
I am guilty as charged. The quote was in reference to how people argue...
By Steve Jones
Learn how to tie a bowline knot. Practice in the dark. With one hand....
By HeyMo0sh
As a DevOps practitioner, I’ve always focused on performance, scalability, and automation. But as...
Hi, I have a SQL Server instance where users connect to via Windows Authentication,...
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I have a query from a former DBA that we run on SQL Server 2025 to check on database metadata. This query references sys.sysaltfiles. I want to refactor this code to be more modern. Which DMV should I reference instead?
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