Why my way of writing SQL is superior

⚠️ It’s hard to convey sarcasm over the text. I’m putting this disclaimer at the top so I don’t come off egoistic. This post is meant as hyperbole, and...

Query Hash and Query Plan Hash Mapping

The problem
As a fan of Dynamic Management Objects (DMOs), Query Store and Extended Events, I often work with the Query Hash and Query Plan Hash (I’ll refer to them...

KEEP PLAN Demystified

Foreword
I was always wondering what the KEEP PLAN hint does. The documentation isn’t very specific (emphasis mine):

Forces the Query Optimizer to relax the estimated recompile threshold for a query.

In...