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Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek


Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek

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OCTom
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This reminds me of places that put up security camera boxes that don't do anything. People think they're being watched and behave themselves. :-D
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Just like paper cops on the side of the road!
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Crying You've really hit the mark. It brings a tear to my eye. I now know I'm Derek...
Marios Philippopoulos
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I sent it to all developers on my workplace, and after that no one was talking to me that day...

I loved it! :-D

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This is great....:-P



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