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Database Haiku


Database Haiku

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Hugh Scott
Hugh Scott
Right there with Babe
Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)Right there with Babe (778 reputation)

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JT Lovell
JT Lovell
Say Hey Kid
Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)Say Hey Kid (686 reputation)

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Well done!


Jaeger Mitchell
Jaeger Mitchell
SSC Rookie
SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)SSC Rookie (25 reputation)

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I must say it was quite inspiring


jcb
jcb
SSCertifiable
SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)SSCertifiable (5.1K reputation)

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Very good, a pretty thing to read after a full day of hard work.


Fal
Fal
Ten Centuries
Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)Ten Centuries (1.4K reputation)

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The DBA died

Server performance increased

What was he doing?

S.


Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
Old Hand
Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)

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"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
Old Hand
Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)Old Hand (384 reputation)

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I Came. I Saw. I Normalized.
Sharon Matyk
Sharon Matyk
SSChasing Mays
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Still funny a year later! Just what I needed to 'zen out' after a hellish journey to work during a London Tube strike.
Wayne West
Wayne West
SSChampion
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Brilliant! I must write some, I love humorous haiku!

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