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Database Haiku


Database Haiku

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Hugh Scott
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JT Lovell
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Well done!


Jaeger Mitchell
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I must say it was quite inspiring


jcb
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Very good, a pretty thing to read after a full day of hard work.


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The DBA died

Server performance increased

What was he doing?

S.


Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
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"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
Ravi Prashanth Lobo-275382
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I Came. I Saw. I Normalized.
Sharon Matyk
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Still funny a year later! Just what I needed to 'zen out' after a hellish journey to work during a London Tube strike.
Wayne West
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Brilliant! I must write some, I love humorous haiku!

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