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what's with all the "query help"?


what's with all the "query help"?

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mister.magoo
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Why, oh why do so many people looking for help think that "query help" is a good title to get people interested in their topic?

If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?

Come on people, make your topic title relevant and informative, please!

MM


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    mister.magoo (2/19/2013)
    If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?


    Nope, you call up and shout "Urgent! Body Help Now!".

    Then one of three things: -
    • hang up and never come back again

    • Stay on the line and complain that they're stupid and not helpful when they ask follow up questions

    • Call them rude for explaining how to help yourself



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