Well, I'm not laughing and I find one letter aliases just fine; you are entirely unconvincing. I personally like to line up everything which requires single character aliases.

I found your leading commas, single field on each row, and indentation most annoying and difficult to read. I'm sure in a team setting we could come to some accommodation. Frankly discussions of style are rather stupid except in a team or company settings and articles on coding standards a big waste of time unless it is just to emphasize that you should have one whatever your group thinks it should be.

And please, get rid of the lower case on everything and the underscore "_id", ugh!