are you guys living in the cage of t-sql? :)))
well begin and end for one can be replace with { }
declare @whatever as int can be replace with
int @whatever
gee I just shortened it by two whole words.
set @i = 1 can be replaced by @i = 1 (which it has in sql 2008) about freaken time.
Shall I go on, or can you get the idea?