• BWAA-HAA!! I'd like to see a thread on nominations as to who can fire the best pork chops and it can't be yourself! Here's a recent post that would fit the bill...

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic641279-8-1.aspx?Update=1

    That's gotta be one of the driest, on the mark pork chops I've ever seen. 😛

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)