Carl Federl (10/4/2007)
Q: How many Oracle DBAs does it take to change a light bulb ?A: Three - it takes three Oracle DBAs to do anything.
Q: How many SQL Server DBAs does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None - SQL Server automatically changes light bulbs.
The new Oracle light bulbs are $100,000 each plus $1,000 for every one who sees the light, and old light bulbs aren't licensed to work with the latest version. If you have 220 volts, instead of 110, it's another $100,000.