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  • January 2, 2018 at 5:12 pm

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    Steve Jones - SSC Editor - Tuesday, January 2, 2018 9:01 AM

    ZZartin - Tuesday, January 2, 2018 8:09 AM

    Jeff Moden - Monday, January 1, 2018 11:30 PM

    BWAAA-HAAAA!!!!  I wonder how many people that respond to the survey know how to get the current date and time in SQL Server. 😉

    Well clearly all you need to do is RDC into the server then look at the little clock in the task bar 😀

    Why do that? Surely the server is the same as my workstation. I'll just look at my little clock. Or my watch :laugh:

    Heh... if only some of the people came up with even that, I'd have given them a point for being humorous.  As Manoj Bhargava, the owner of 5 Hour Energy stated, "If you can't be useful, at least be entertaining". 😉

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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