Brent, I wouldn't put the "owning a fast car" in the no fun category. Go looking around there's probably small race tracks where you can take it to do laps on the weekends.
Yeah, a friend of mine has a garage at the Autobahn Country Club here in Chicago, and he offered garage space. I'd be much more interested in that if I was just a little further out of town though - it's a solid hour each way, and I'm not a fan of driving in traffic. (sigh)
I understand that, having had to drive in Chicago traffic a couple years ago (once out of Chicago from near Union Station, then back in)
The track near me is also about an hour to get to, but the route to go is generally light traffic, compared to if I were going through Detroit to get to it.