• marcia.j.wilson (4/21/2014)


    Jeff Moden (4/21/2014)


    Heh... this reminds me of hemlines in fashion. They change every other year.

    Remember when distributed computing was all the rage? It wasnt' that long ago. Just before that was consolidation. Just before that was distributed computing. Just before that was.... etc, etc, ad infinitum.

    Now we even have distrubuted computing with "central management". That's a hemline with a big ol' slit down the legs to make it sexy. 😛

    Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this, because I would have 'distributed' it due to laughing at the last line.

    BAWAAA-HAAA!!! Oh you made my day and I did distribute some coffee when I read your response! Thanks for the laugh, Marcia!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


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    How to post code problems
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