• mister.magoo (2/19/2013)


    If you have a pain in your chest, do you go to the doctor and shout "body help" ?

    Nope, you call up and shout "Urgent! Body Help Now!".

    Then one of three things: -

    • hang up and never come back again
    • Stay on the line and complain that they're stupid and not helpful when they ask follow up questions
    • Call them rude for explaining how to help yourself


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