GSquared (8/15/2012)
...Make everyone learn Malboge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge)...
Ouch! Why did I click that link? Why?
Personally I fall in the anti-C group. I did take a C class in college, but most of the classes were in pascal variants. C variants always felt like a way to force everything into a function even if it's unnatural. Programing languages are supposed to be for people to understand, but C requires the people to think like a machine to understand them.