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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Lynn Pettis (6/20/2011)
I may not see more telecommuting options in my career, but hopefully my kids will as they enter the job market. In fact, it will probably take...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
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June 20, 2011 at 8:18 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Barry!!!
Welcome back!!!
What'cha been up to? We've missed you!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve, that is one nasty cut on the horse. Sure hope it heals okay, and no further issues with that!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 20, 2011 at 10:13 am

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RE: Questions about temporary tables in SQL Azure

Awesome Grant! Thank you very much!!!
Grant Fritchey (6/17/2011)
WayneS (6/15/2011)
I've been doing some research into how temporary tables work in SQL Azure, and I have a few questions that I can't...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 17, 2011 at 8:40 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (6/17/2011)
Off to the UK for a week and a half. Can some people keep an eye on the corruption forums make sure that any problems don't get unchallenged stupid...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm

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RE: how to insert big number of records without filling up transaction log

Check out this article[/url]
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 16, 2011 at 7:30 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/16/2011)
GilaMonster (6/16/2011)
Why are you surprised by the rejection reason? Speakers are allowed max 2 sessions, I'm doing a pre-con with Grant and a spotlight, so...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 16, 2011 at 7:22 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Roy Ernest (6/16/2011)
Jeff, I am surprised that your session did not make the cut. I was looking forward to meeting you again. Darn.. Dont the MVPs get a special discount...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 16, 2011 at 7:19 pm

#1340147
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Grant Fritchey (6/15/2011)
WayneS (6/15/2011)
Do you have any experience with Azure, or can test out some things for me? I have a few questions about how Azure works with local temporary...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 16, 2011 at 7:12 pm

#1340143
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Do you have any experience with Azure, or can test out some things for me? I have a few questions about how Azure works with local temporary tables, and if...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 15, 2011 at 6:58 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Craig, Trey and any others out in AZ... you'll okay with all those fires going on? (I know it's not that close to you'll, but smoke travels and causes issues...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 14, 2011 at 2:48 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2011)
WayneS (6/13/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2011)
I however, like the hot weather.
Just proves it... you are insane, and certifiable to boot! :w00t:
C'mon, that was nice...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 14, 2011 at 7:58 am

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RE: Page Compression

Steve, this is a really good question. Thanks!
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2011)
I however, like the hot weather.
Just proves it... you are insane, and certifiable to boot! :w00t:
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm

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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GilaMonster (6/13/2011)
jcrawf02 (6/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (6/13/2011)
GilaMonster (6/13/2011)
Anyone noticed that we now have pretty pictures as well as alphabet soup? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1123813-359-1.aspx
Yeah - not too sure what to think of it - much the...
Wayne
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes
If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
Links:
For better assistance in answering your questions
Performance Problems
Common date/time routines
Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

June 13, 2011 at 10:07 am

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