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  • RE: Can Wives Shorten Work Hours?

    Steve - you've done it again!

    It always amuses me to see the meandering path that a post takes & see it veer totally off course....it's amazing the vast array of...







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  • RE: Can Wives Shorten Work Hours?

    Jay - gender reversed Lysistrata (LOL) is absurd indeed - kinda like digging your own grave that....

    As for men being workaholics (more men than women ie) - I think it's...







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  • RE: SQL Newbie - if ..begin ??

    okay - if you want a single statement then this should work...

    IF (SELECT count(*) from contracts where (nextperiod) - (lastpd) > 0) > 0

    BEGIN

    UPDATE contracts

    Set printedpd = nextperiod,lastprinted = getdate...







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  • RE: SQL Newbie - if ..begin ??

    Michael - can you not create a stored procedure and do separate updates based on "(lastpd < nextperiod)" ?!







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  • RE: SQL Newbie - if ..begin ??

    sorry - that doesn't conditionally update either....will get back on this!







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  • RE: SQL Newbie - if ..begin ??

    AJ - your query checks if the rows meeting the criteria exist but do not do a conditional update....

    Michael - you may want to try something like this (haven't tested...







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  • RE: Adding commas to numeric values

    Andy - I spent so much time looking at that money datatype and still couldn't come up with this....GREAT!







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  • RE: How to lock SQL Enterprise Manager

    Do you mean you want to prevent giving them access ?! Why can't you just delete them from the roles that they are members of or delete the individual users...







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  • RE: Should You Write Down Your Passwords?

    I think password set to "blank" is a stroke of genius - who'd ever think it could be that?!?!

    Are you sure the "little book" wasn't to write down names &...







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  • RE: Can Wives Shorten Work Hours?

    Remi - you don't read carefully enough - I did qualify by saying that it is a "fact" (proven) - not my personal opinion!







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  • RE: change type

    Remi - Curtis may mean using "alter procedure"....since he says he cannot change it directly in the database!

    Of course I could be totally wrong (not surprising that....)







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  • RE: Can Wives Shorten Work Hours?

    "Behind every great man...."

    I keep coming back to this everytime - telecommuting is such a perfect solution that I cannot see why more companies do not offer this to their...







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  • RE: Adding commas to numeric values

    here's a link that discusses the exact same request - you might find your solution here...though there's nothing quick and easy!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=8&messageid=151824







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  • RE: Adding commas to numeric values

    yes - I read the article - (there would never have been a fight 'cos I'm too nice!) <;-)

    I don't give a %$#& if he's GOD himself - yes, I...







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  • RE: Adding commas to numeric values

    Did you win ?! When ?

    is it weekend in Canada already ?!

    ps:I know you're a huge fan but I'm sorry I don't like his style - it's one thing to...







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