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  • RE: How do you vulgarize a DBA's job?

    Craig Farrell (5/2/2011)

    Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)

    GSquared (4/29/2011)

    I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.

    I...

    May 2, 2011 at 11:35 am

    #1318599

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    BTW did you have a chance to tackle my puzzle to get all the prepared plans in the cache (from sp_sprepare)?

    I started on something for that (and cursorfetch),...

    May 2, 2011 at 11:07 am

    #1318570

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLkiwi (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    You can always mail it to me if you want... I won't tell a soul :-).

    No, I am resisting casting further aspertions on Craig's mental health.

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    BTW did...

    May 2, 2011 at 11:06 am

    #1318569

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLkiwi (5/2/2011)

    GilaMonster (5/2/2011)

    I'm only reporting if he crosses the line to insulting. Like this morning, when he called Craig "mentally retarted"

    Must. Resist. Obvious. Response...

    Gah!

    You can always mail it to me...

    May 2, 2011 at 10:56 am

    #1318556

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    WayneS (5/2/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)

    And now I feel like I'm talking about breath mints...

    So... what's the difference between a person with an alphabet soup of certs, and a breath mint?

    Wow......

    May 2, 2011 at 10:36 am

    #1318542

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WayneS (5/2/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)

    And now I feel like I'm talking about breath mints...

    So... what's the difference between a person with an alphabet soup of certs, and a breath mint?

    Wow... And...

    May 2, 2011 at 10:35 am

    #1318541

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    [Jim].[dba].[Murphy] (5/2/2011)

    Note for Steve: Man, my quote feature is buggy from my iPad. I try to quote Gail's middle-of-the-page post, but it feeds in the Gail post from the top...

    May 2, 2011 at 10:18 am

    #1318524

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    SQLRNNR (5/2/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    Brandie(5/2/2011)

    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work against me on the online forums.

    Same...

    May 2, 2011 at 10:06 am

    #1318515

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    [Jim].[dba].[Murphy] (5/2/2011)

    Since I newer around here, how did you solve this problem in the past? I guess everyone round-robin to take a turn without a dog pile, and deal...

    May 2, 2011 at 10:03 am

    #1318513

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    Now seriously how do you get to senior DBA in Windows / IBM, ORACLE 9,10 AND SQL 2005/2008 in only 3 years? Did he work 10 000...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:59 am

    #1318509

  • RE: Views

    We need the actual execution plan not the estimate.

    When I open this up in SSMS R2 I immediately get a missing index warning.

    The real warning I get is that you...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:57 am

    #1318507

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (5/2/2011)

    Stefan Krzywicki (5/2/2011)

    Ninja's_RGR'us (5/2/2011)

    Brandie(5/2/2011)

    Ninja, I can hardly throw stones on that particular point. Being a speed reader tends to work against me on the online forums.

    Same here... hence #1...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:39 am

    #1318488

  • RE: SQL Select Multiple Part of string!

    I was wrong about cdc, apparently you can't get the name of the person who did the change (unless maybe you manually put it in all the tables within the...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:34 am

    #1318484

  • RE: SQL Select Multiple Part of string!

    asterman_3 (5/2/2011)

    Thank you for your suggestions. I will look at it to see whether I can switch to that way.

    I have seen CDC and Change Tracking, but my goal...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:15 am

    #1318464

  • RE: SQL Select Multiple Part of string!

    You seem to be right about CDC for the username.

    http://blogs.technet.com/b/josebda/archive/2009/03/24/sql-server-2008-change-tracking-ct-and-change-data-capture-cdc.aspx

    So it looks like you'll have to use triggers to do this.

    There are articles on this site to automatically create the...

    May 2, 2011 at 9:04 am

    #1318459

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