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RE: Need help constructing this SQL Statement, against one table only (table with three columns)
Maybe your logging table needs to be different.
Instead of inserting a row at the completion of each step in the proc, do the calculations in the code and...
Michael L John
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RE: Dynamic Query issue
Is this error being thrown from SQL, or C#?
Can you post the code? We can't really see what you see.
Michael L John
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Eirikur Eiriksson (12/22/2015)
GilaMonster (12/22/2015)
Eirikur Eiriksson (12/22/2015)
One recent poster kept asking over and over again why he was getting an error whilst trying to do something he'd already been told was...Michael L John
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Phil Parkin (12/22/2015)
It seems that everyone in this thread spends their spare time shooting things :exclamationmark::-DIt's better stress relief than choking developers.
Like today. We had a proc...
Michael L John
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
GilaMonster (12/21/2015)
I'm pretty sure mall security would have objected to a sabre with light-up blade.I don't have one that's just the hilt yet.
We used ballons!
Michael L John
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RE: Are We Suckers?
If you love what you are doing, spending hours on hours "geeking out" is fun, not work.
This becomes an issue when there are situations created that force you to...
Michael L John
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RE: Daily Database Backup Scripts
Jeff Moden (12/17/2015)
My personal opinion is that you're not really a DBA unless you have a deep understanding of the various types of backups and restores. I think that...Michael L John
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RE: Insert records that do not exist
GilaMonster (12/17/2015)
MMartin1 (12/17/2015)
Does the SELECT 1 provide a big performance gain or just prevents a call to the disk that may get delayed?Neither. It's there to show readers that...
Michael L John
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RE: Daily Database Backup Scripts
KenpoDBA (12/17/2015)
Give me an example. Because in every single case I can think of, it's much easier to update a table value than it is to add a new...Michael L John
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RE: Daily Database Backup Scripts
KenpoDBA (12/17/2015)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say there's really no need to look at Ola anymore.Minion Backup does everything it can do and much more... and...
Michael L John
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RE: Daily Database Backup Scripts
Good work. But.
I find it hard to believe that people keep trying to reinvent the wheel.
Minion backup, Ola Hallengren, https://ola.hallengren.com/ already do what you are trying to do. ...
Michael L John
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Jeff Moden (12/16/2015)
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Jeff Moden (12/15/2015)
@steve-2,According to your blog, you might show up in Cleveland SQLSaturday for 2016. Any way of knowing for sure?
No, Cleveland...
Michael L John
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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/10/2015)
BrainDonor (12/10/2015)
Bought this one in Portland - designed to upset as many sci-fi fans as possible - http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/trolling-shirt/Excellent
This would make a great gift for my...
Michael L John
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RE: What is DevOps?
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/9/2015)
Tavis Reddick (12/9/2015)
Could there be a tendency, over time and in a successful devops team, for individuals to learn new skills from the 'other' side,...Michael L John
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RE: sp_configure 'Allow updates', 1 DOES NOT WORK
ramadesai108 (12/9/2015)
I need to change datatypes of multiple columns within multiple tables. How can I do this? Is there any stored procedure that will allow me to change on sys.types...Michael L John
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