Not sure what you are trying to do, and why, but there is some basic things that may be able to be simplified, and, some basic logic flaws.

If the number...

Eirikur Eiriksson (4/25/2016)

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djj (4/25/2016)

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Jeff Moden (4/25/2016)

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Greg Edwards-268690 (4/25/2016)

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Runs like a raccoon should be in the list.

Once I saw one run (?) across the road in front of me, I quickly...

I had a similar situation a few years back. I did exactly what Gail suggested, dropped everything.

I then took the top 100 queries/procs, generated scripts to run...

"Dumber than a box of rocks" is one of my favorites. A former co-worker acquired the nickname "box of rocks" and, unbelievably, never understood what it meant.

Sean Lange (4/21/2016)

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Michael L John (4/21/2016)

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SQLRNNR (4/21/2016)

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JustMarie (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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BLOB_EATER (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Okay, this is weird. I went searching...

Michael L John (4/21/2016)

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SQLRNNR (4/21/2016)

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JustMarie (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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BLOB_EATER (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Okay, this is weird. I went searching for an error I got...

SQLRNNR (4/21/2016)

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JustMarie (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Eirikur Eiriksson (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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BLOB_EATER (4/21/2016)

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Luis Cazares (4/21/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/21/2016)

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Okay, this is weird. I went searching for an error I got in SSIS 2012...

What error are you getting? Does the service account have the correct permissions to the drive / folder?

Lowell (4/15/2016)

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since this is on a cluster, pretty sure you cannot use local disks to each box, regardless of whether they are SSD's or not ; only drives that are...

smiF (4/14/2016)

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(I need to be pointed in the right direction on this)

a.Find the Most Points scored per game by Position

b.Find the Number of Rebounds per game by Coach

NOW, I know...

So, you have a customers table that contains a field that needs to store the number of orders if they have more than one?

Not sure why this would need to...

Well, that won't be the first impostor we have run across.

DavidL (4/7/2016)

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Eric M Russell (4/7/2016)

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.. The tables in a JD Edwards system were coded with a short alpha sequence and then a 4 or 5 digit number. Always fun to...

Alan.B (4/6/2016)

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Greg Edwards-268690 (4/6/2016)

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Brandie Tarvin (4/6/2016)

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Good morning, peeps.

What are we having for breakfast today?

Mine was oatmeal with purple honey (from North Carolina) and assorted fruit. But for some reason I...

http://techcrunch.com/2016/03/30/be-very-afraid-hell-has-frozen-over-bash-is-coming-to-windows-10/

Bash will be available in Windows.

Gee, just when I forgot everything I knew about bash and started getting comfortable with PowerShell.

Maybe we can lobby for VI editor?