I would love that job.  I love mucking around in data.  It was my job until one person who loved reports, etc...left and the new guy doesn't care about them...

I've never had paid training offered in 18 years, multiple jobs.  I also live somewhere where you can't find another job easily, plus I'm closing in on 60.  My current...

My pen holder, and the pen my son gave me.  He found it on the ground.

Back a few years ago, we had very OO developers, who'd never seen a stored procedure that did any kind of multiple statements.  They viewed the DB as a big...

Working in a small company, with just my boss and me, what would pass for an official description is "IT Person".  I made up my own for emails - "Database/Application...

Aha!  I was looking at keyboard --> Query shortcuts....  It took me a bit of Googling to get the exact correct process, but I got the uppercase working!  Now on...

^^ This ^^

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What really sucks is when you're supporting a mess that is a back-end for third party software. You...

Iwas Bornready (9/19/2016)

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"Given the state of questions I see asked on SQLServerCentral and other sites, it definitely seems that there are plenty of developers being paid to produce poorly written...