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We are taking this seriously. We want to help, but we aren't getting what we need to be able to do so. GSquared as noted that the problem...
January 28, 2009 at 2:13 pm
GSquared (1/28/2009)
I said the same thing in Spanish that I said in English in the line above. The data doesn't exist.
And then he responded right back in spanish. ...
January 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Michael Valentine Jones (1/28/2009)
This thread is horrible, like a bad car crash, but I just can't look away:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic643690-19-1.aspx
That may be why I keep going back...
January 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I'm via for sainthood? I guess I just don't know when to give up, until now. Sorry, I don't know spanish or that other spanish-like language I can't...
January 28, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)
ARRRRGGGGGG!!!Heh... whad'ya do there, Lynn? Pull a nose hair? Or dislodge a pork chop? 😛
I...
January 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm
clperez271172 (1/28/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm
January 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm
clperez271172 (1/28/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 1:27 pm
clperez271172 (1/28/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Mind readers we are not.
If you are unwilling or unable to answer our questions or do the tasks we ask, tell us now and we will all leave you alone....
January 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Lynn Pettis (1/28/2009)
Do you have a standard pork chop that can be used for the calculations? 😛Heh... I dunno... ask Celko... he's got standards for everything else. 😛
Ask...
January 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm
clperez271172 (1/28/2009)
January 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm
eric (1/28/2009)
Database ...
January 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I have to agree as well, new to being a DBA, script everything. Many years ago as a Senior Computer Operator we had finger savers that made our jobs...
January 28, 2009 at 11:57 am
Jeff Moden (1/28/2009)
Steve Jones - Editor (1/28/2009)
I guess we know why Jeff doesn't like Oracle.RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, lunch, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, RBAR, ....
You missed one on the right......
January 28, 2009 at 11:52 am
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