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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (5/20/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (5/20/2009)


    Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids

    -- reference unknown

    Edit: And for those without kids, I have no explanation.

    Do cats count?

    I'm going to have to...

  • RE: How to trim the decimal places?

    I'm beginning to wondor if the OP has even checked this thread. I haven't seen anything since the original post.

  • RE: How many bottles will fit in a box?

    And another thought, you may need to use advanced math (calculus) if you are trying to maximize the number of bottles per box. With that, these calculations should probably...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)


    I see Jan just took a swing at our window washer.

    😎

    Okay, that one looked like a nitrogen frozen, napalm soaked porkchop to me...

  • RE: How many bottles will fit in a box?

    Given the proper information it should be possible to create a function/procedure to complete the necessary computations. Is there only one size box or do you have multiple sizes...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    Mine are still very young. Once they become a teenagers, I will make a bunker for myself and close myself in it... 😛

    Build it now! They will...

  • RE: Partitioned Table

    First, i think the first query should benefit from the partioned table. Not sure about the second one.

    Second, I took the time to rewrite your queries. I think...

  • RE: Partitioned Table

    What do your typical queries look like, not the one you alread showed me by the way.

  • RE: Using SQL Server as an Image Repository

    You might want to look at SQL Server 2008 with the varbinary data type and the filestream filegroup (?).

  • RE: Partitioned Table

    What you are trying to accomplish may not benefit from a partitioned table. What is your objective? How much data do you have? What are the normal...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/20/2009)


    Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    ... You have all gone crazy.... 😛

    And your point is?

    😎

    My point is I am the only sane one giving out insane advices... 😀

    But are...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids

    -- reference unknown

    Edit: And for those without kids, I have no explanation.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Roy Ernest (5/20/2009)


    All of you need a vacation... You have all gone crazy.... 😛

    we can't go where we already are

  • RE: Partitioned Table

    I don't know. You did not provide the actual code for the partition scheme, partition function, or the partition table.

  • RE: Partitioned Table

    lily1706 (5/20/2009)


    I did a basic one like:

    select * from [table_name] where date > '2009-03-01 00:00:00.000'

    i tired on my production DB where the table is not partitioned yet and I...

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