Who has the multi-barrelled pork chop launcher today?

I am sorry if I offended your sensibilities by asking you to help...

Any one else agree with my sentiment here?

It is really hard to write working code without the tables and sample data to work with. You have been asked on several occasions in several threads for the...

gah (8/21/2009)

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Guess...???

You posted a problem,

You were given some possible solutions based on the limited information you gave,

You did not respond to request to provide...

GSquared (8/21/2009)

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GilaMonster (8/21/2009)

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Oh. My. That's in...

RBarryYoung (8/21/2009)

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Grant Fritchey (8/21/2009)

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RBarryYoung (8/21/2009)

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Lynn Pettis (8/19/2009)

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Don't you just love these? Of course when it starts, they don't bother to provide data that is represetative of the problem they...

Right there with you. Check out this one.

Unfortunately there is no real way for us to tell you what the problem is based on your post. For performance issues, please read and follow the instructions in...

RBarryYoung (8/21/2009)

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Lynn Pettis (8/19/2009)

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Don't you just love these? Of course when it starts, they don't bother to provide data that is represetative of the problem they are trying to...

Grant Fritchey (8/21/2009)

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Oh, sure. Shoving bamboo shoots under my finger nails is starting...

Bob Hovious (8/21/2009)

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O Lynn, merciful patron Saint of Patience, tell us where we have failed.

Have we not asked the OP for data?

Have we not shown the OP the link to...

I do want to thank you for posting the DDL for your tables as well, but as Bob suggested, an abbreviated table schema (enough to work on your problem) is...

Persistant was she to get you to write bad code, hmm.

Thank...