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  • RE: Removing stored procedures to move to cloud

    Thank you, guys. I just hope my manager won't hate me (more) for going against the "cloud architects". At least, I'm sure that I'll get support from the other DBAs...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Any help or opinions on this?
    https://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/1930195/Removing-stored-procedures-to-move-to-cloud

    Thank you.

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  • RE: Need simpler way to see a list of my posts and possible replies to them

    Irish88 - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 12:09 PM

    Luis,
    I saw these Forum etiquette posts previously ("Option1" and "Option 2") ; these were helpful. ...

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  • RE: The SQL Joke Thread

    What do you call an association for DBAs?
    A SELECT club.

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  • RE: Need simpler way to see a list of my posts and possible replies to them

    below86 - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 10:44 AM

    Click on your profile name, up in the right corner.  In your Profile look under...

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  • RE: Can we extract 640 columns in a pipe delimted file

    Duplicate post

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  • RE: Can we extract 640 columns in a pipe delimted file

    sgmunson - Monday, April 2, 2018 6:55 AM

    komal145 - Monday, March 26, 2018 12:31 PM

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  • RE: Pivot table for Microsoft SQL Server

    phillipacevedo - Friday, March 30, 2018 1:36 PM

    I have been using the standard PIVOT method provided by SQL, and even made a...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner - Thursday, March 29, 2018 12:49 PM

    Nice to have you on board.  Good twist. 0x6E75716E65482E205161706C61

    I didn't get this

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  • RE: SQL Assistance

    jamesstirling01 - Thursday, March 29, 2018 6:11 AM

    Hi,

    I have imported our customer & job database from Access into SQLv17.
    In my job info...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chris Harshman - Wednesday, March 28, 2018 10:05 AM

    Eirikur Eiriksson - Wednesday, March 28, 2018 9:26 AM

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  • RE: DATALENGTH function

    You could try something like this:

    select 'select top 5 * from '+s.name+'.'+t.name+' where '+c.name+' NOT LIKE ''__'''
    from sys.schemas s
    INNER JOIN sys.tables t on s.schema_id=t.schema_id

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  • RE: Using CTE with Parameters in OLEDB Data Source in SSDT (or why is SSDT so braindead?)

    Martin Schoombee - Thursday, March 8, 2018 9:40 AM

    Luis Cazares - Thursday, March 8, 2018 9:35 AM

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  • RE: Using CTE with Parameters in OLEDB Data Source in SSDT (or why is SSDT so braindead?)

    Have you tried making it an inline table-valued function?
    I don't get why would you need a linked server to make it a view or how can you send parameters...

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  • RE: What non-database skills should a DBA have?

    nscd - Wednesday, March 7, 2018 6:16 AM

    So my questions:
    - Are these examples things that are reasonable to expect from a DBA?
    -...

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