Lynn Pettis (4/29/2009)

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Now for something totally the same...

How many...

Simple math, looks like you've just...

And now for something completely different -

I don't know if anybody else caught the new blockbuster radio commercial where Yoda urges somebody to do - not try - their...

Bob Hovious (4/29/2009)

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jc 🙂

I'm so happy someone else has seen that show. I loved...

GilaMonster (4/25/2009)

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WayneS (4/25/2009)

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2. For the slowness of the reports, he was copying the tables needed for a specific report to a temp table (he did not add any indexes to...

Bob Hovious (4/23/2009)

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My topic would more likely be... Laughable SQL

Other contenders:

Sensual SQL (potential best seller title here, Jeff take note)

Cooking with SQL

Why isn't there an SQL equivalent to Iron Chef?...

Nice trick, swallow!

African or European?

Crazy. Wonder what those folks would think if they knew their birthdate was causing issues in your fancy database and you went to the internet to help resolve it?

🙂

curious - what functionality are you adding in that needs to see 1/1/1900 as a valid date?

That just means you won.

GSquared (4/20/2009)

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That's not part of the addition. That's just setting up a framework to run it. Run the query without that, with the numbers directly in the Where...

Gaby Abed (4/17/2009)

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Derek Dongray (4/17/2009)

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David Burrows (4/17/2009)

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To Thread or not to Thread, that is the question;

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The angst and flames of outrageous posters,

Or to...

RBarryYoung (4/17/2009)

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Chris Morris (4/17/2009)

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C'mon Barry ya can't...

GSquared (4/16/2009)

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Nah. One of...

Very nice article Jack, I would be in the crowd who needs this introduction, and found your article to be very well written and easy to follow.

Looking forward to...