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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (7/6/2009)


    Heck, I once licked a live electrical cord to see what it would feel like.

    And don't that just explain a few things? 😛

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GilaMonster (7/2/2009)


    This evening I decided enough was enough, I could just hack a workaround in and carry on. As I'm doing so, I spotted this in my code....

    <beliefset name="knownAsteroids" class...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gus, you ever read any of Richard Lederer's stuff? "Anguished English", or "Get Thee To A Punnery"?

    Great stuff. If you haven't, look it up, it'll have you crying with laughter....

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Paul White (6/30/2009)


    WayneS (6/29/2009)


    Hey gang... I'm looking to take "She who must be obeyed" (in this case, both my wife and mother... )

    When I first read that, it sounded like...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gaby Abed (6/30/2009)


    WayneS (6/29/2009)


    Hey gang... I'm looking to take "She who must be obeyed" (in this case, both my wife and mother... ) to Niagra Falls. Does anyone here know...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (6/29/2009)


    Another advantage, off-topic, to a Names table, is that you can have a NameEquivalences table that records, by whatever means, the fact that "Johnathon" is the same as "John",...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (6/29/2009)


    I have a Dilbert strip, the XKCD about Little Bobby Tables (search that if you don't know it, required reading for DBAs), a picture of Darth Vader with "I...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Grant Fritchey (6/29/2009)


    Paul White (6/29/2009)


    Grant Fritchey (6/29/2009)


    I'm not sure I'd call it proper since I occupy it, but, oh yeah, it's completely a Dilbert style cube. I work for an...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    [vent]

    Just curious, would it be considered standard practice to always do a full copy of a table when refreshing to a reporting server? (rather than just updating changes)

    [/vent]

    The more I...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Chad Crawford (6/24/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (6/24/2009)[hrIs this a case of the "average of averages" not being equal to the "average of the total"? You should never assume that those...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Yes, I know they're zeroes. That's to counteract the average being too high when the code isn't present in the utilization at all.

    Anyway, the zeroes are in both methods,...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Has codez, needs brainz . ..:-P

    Ok math geeks. My poor little head can't wrap around why I get different results for these, and hoping you can help.

    Trying to determine...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gianluca Sartori (6/23/2009)


    jcrawf02 (6/23/2009)


    Jeff only accepts Bulk payment, not one at a time. (PBAP):hehe:

    ... but, wait: wasn't PBAP "Porkchop By Agonizing Porkchop"? 😀

    I was keeping this for the day Microsoft...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RBarryYoung (6/23/2009)


    Now, if you want to see some truly hideous code, try this. 🙂

    You're a sick, sick puppy. Which is probably why you're the muscle behind the throne of...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Florian Reischl (6/22/2009)


    lmu92 (6/22/2009)


    I hope I didn't scare away the newbie on this thread with my Tally table joke... But I HAD to do it... :hehe:

    Payment for solutions on a...

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