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  • RE: REPLACE Multiple Spaces with One

    Paul White (11/20/2009)


    Other side of the Pacific, if you don't mind!

    Paul

    Depends whether you travel west or east. 😉

  • RE: ^ : T-SQL

    ronmoses (11/20/2009)


    I got tripped up on the fact that the string didn't end with %. So I answered the question for 'Jo[^n]%' instead of 'Jo[^n]'. Oops.

    Thank you ron,...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    CirquedeSQLeil (11/19/2009)


    heffalumps

    Wow, that's gonna be a nightmare. Heath Ledger as the Joker, alongside Pooh, Tigger and Roo looking for the heffalumps....

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    GSquared (11/18/2009)


    Phil is annonymous. So how do you know you don't work with him?

    (Paranoia as a form of entertainment!)

    Because nobody took me up on my suggestion...:-D

  • RE: Introduction to Indexes: Part 3 – The nonclustered index

    INCREDIBLEmouse (11/19/2009)


    GilaMonster (11/19/2009)


    Sure, the clustering key will be there (though whether or not it can be used for seeks depends on a property of the index, specifically unique) but, as...

  • RE: Mixed caps

    Paul White (11/19/2009)


    [...](which is also languages and culture sensitive!) [...]

    Awfully touchy-feelly stuff coming from a guy who exterminated the protectors of the galaxy in a fit of power-hungry revenge.

    Thanks...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (11/18/2009)


    jcrawf02 (11/18/2009)


    ... which prompted me to Google LASHIWAB, which results lead to my next question... should answers on ask.sqlservercentral.com be scored higher if they were given in rhyme...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    ... which prompted me to Google LASHIWAB, which results lead to my next question... should answers on ask.sqlservercentral.com be scored higher if they were given in rhyme rather than prose?...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SOM! Or LASHIWAB!! Gus takes the day with that last comment. Unfortunately, forumdog had already leapt from the precipice...

  • RE: REPLACE Multiple Spaces with One

    Paul White (11/18/2009)


    - no doubt by then someone will have found an improvement which runs in negative time :laugh:Paul

    Um, tell the vendor to clean it up on their end? 😀

  • RE: REPLACE Multiple Spaces with One

    TheSQLGuru (11/18/2009)


    GSquared (11/18/2009)


    Nadrek (11/18/2009)


    Jeff Moden (11/17/2009)

    You and another poster said about the same thing... I'm going to have to give it a try. Although it's not likely to have 8000...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn, looks like you already gave him the best answer, so if he can't live with that, it's not worth the stress to continue. We (selfishly) prefer that you not...

  • RE: SSC Level List?

    Might be more fun to see a window in time ranking, (last year or two?) so that if I posted 10,000 posts in 2005 but haven't been around since then,...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...

  • RE: Introduction to Indexes: Part 3 – The nonclustered index

    Thanks, food for thought. Narrow (15 character static IDs), unchanging (check), ever-increasing (not sure, ID has leading alpha characters and is not consistently assigned). In short, not sure that's my...

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