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  • RE: You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    John Rowan (7/6/2009)


    GSquared (7/6/2009)


    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the...

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  • RE: Simple Audit of Database Use

    Set up and run a trace. Books Online has the details on how to do that. (MSDN too, of course.)

    That's what I've done in similar situations.

    Won't tell you...

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  • RE: You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    One thing that occurred to me is that maybe you have your bookmark set to the register page, instead of the home page. That might make it look like...

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  • RE: Global Temp Tables: Triggers Vs Stored Procedure

    I'll second the warning on using a global temp for this. The moment two processes or users call the proc at the same time, you've got a problem.

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  • RE: determine what is hitting a database

    I've usually found that running a trace on the server for a few weeks is good for that kind of thing.

    What you might do first is find out if any...

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  • RE: You guys suck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the f**king link. and the email doesnt get send immediately.

    arthykannan (7/6/2009)


    You guys shuck. every time we have to go and register or it says we have to go and click the freaking link. and the email doesnt get...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Gaby Abed (7/6/2009)


    Steve Jones - Editor (7/6/2009)


    We're a long way from needing bigint, but if anything were to get that large, this would be it.

    Is this the longest thread you've...

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  • RE: Stress

    I can't say much here about my favorite way to relieve stress, except that it relieves stress for two people at the same time, and helps me get to sleep...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RBarryYoung (7/6/2009)


    GSquared (7/6/2009)


    RBarryYoung (7/3/2009)


    RBarryYoung (7/3/2009)


    ...

    And most of all, that people would say, or describe themselves as doing, something obnoxious or offensive and when they got called on it instead of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    On the free rice thing, I tried a few of the level 60 words, and while they weren't ones I would ever bother using, like "jugulum", and "kainga", I knew...

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  • RE: Composite primary key & auto increment problem

    There is one way to solve this without using a trigger and without hurting performance, while still keeping the data in the format you want. What you would need...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    RBarryYoung (7/3/2009)


    RBarryYoung (7/3/2009)


    ...

    And most of all, that people would say, or describe themselves as doing, something obnoxious or offensive and when they got called on it instead of admitting it...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (7/1/2009)


    Gus, you ever read any of Richard Lederer's stuff? "Anguished English", or "Get Thee To A Punnery"?

    Great stuff. If you haven't, look it up, it'll have you crying with...

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  • RE: instant file initialization

    Honestly, if you're storing ultra-secure data in the database or other files, IFI is the least of your worries. You need to have something set up to re-initialize hard...

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  • RE: What would you do?

    Look up OpenRowset in Books Online or MSDN. One of the options with it is a "Bulk" flag. You use that for text/csv/etc., files. It allows you...

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