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An app I wrote for a prior employer used to tell people their shoes were untied at random intervals throughout the day on 1st April or the nearest workday. ...
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March 25, 2011 at 7:05 am
GilaMonster (3/25/2011)
I just realised I don't have an April Fools day blog post planned. 🙁
So start a completely serious post with, "I had this idea for an April Fools post...
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March 25, 2011 at 6:56 am
paul.jones (3/25/2011)
Adding code to a popular MP3 song could infect millions of people
I've heard of viruses jumping between species, but a virus spreading from machines to people? Or maybe it...
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March 25, 2011 at 6:48 am
nelsonj-902869 (3/24/2011)
After further reflection on this, I think a 'hay burner' is the only transportation solution that will solve this problem.....;-)
I've done that before, and if you auto manufacturers can...
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March 25, 2011 at 6:46 am
Eric M Russell (3/24/2011)
GSquared (3/24/2011)
Eric M Russell (3/23/2011)
An MP3 player and an automobile engine are two unrelated systems that should not be tightly coupled.
Does the MP3 player double as a...
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March 25, 2011 at 6:43 am
Actually, you can simplify it if you're looking for table names in the local database.
You can do a join using "LIKE" to sys.tables.
select *
from MyTable
inner join sys.tables as Tbls
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March 24, 2011 at 2:27 pm
I'll second what Craig wrote.
Get someone in on a short-term contract to look over the architecture. You'll get the most out of that. Even if you don't keep...
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March 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm
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Kiara (3/24/2011)
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March 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm
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March 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm
allbymyself (3/24/2011)
What are your thoughts on hiring...
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March 24, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Kiara (3/24/2011)
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March 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Kiara (3/24/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (3/24/2011)
Kiara (3/24/2011)
The movie named Starship Troopers seems to have only shared its title with the actual book... *sigh*
True (rumored) fact. Starship Troopers started out as a different...
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March 24, 2011 at 12:38 pm
Brandie Tarvin (3/24/2011)
Kiara (3/24/2011)
The movie named Starship Troopers seems to have only shared its title with the actual book... *sigh*
True (rumored) fact. Starship Troopers started out as a different movie...
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March 24, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Eric M Russell (3/23/2011)
An MP3 player and an automobile engine are two unrelated systems that should not be tightly coupled.
Does the MP3 player double as a control for your AC/heat?...
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March 24, 2011 at 7:42 am
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