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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)


    GSquared (9/12/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/12/2011)


    I don't understand why Celko keeps posting on these forums. It is completely obvious that he doesn't want to aswer the questions,...

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  • RE: Cursor Causing Performance Issues

    I would need source tables and sample data to help convert that proc to an inline function. It looks like it could be converted to a simple Cross Apply...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ninja's_RGR'us (9/12/2011)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/12/2011)


    I don't understand why Celko keeps posting on these forums. It is completely obvious that he doesn't want to aswer the questions, so why...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Tom.Thomson (9/12/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (9/12/2011)


    WayneS (9/11/2011)


    ALZDBA (9/11/2011)


    :sig:

    The one who's name thow shall not state felt the need to kill a forum newbe with ancient history and lousy advise.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1173017.aspx

    The last sentence says it...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    mtillman-921105 (9/9/2011)


    I watched a NOVA program once that showed a bird that could grow teeth if a certain gene (or genes) was turned on (or off). I thought that...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    OK, I'm a convert: GSquared, can I also buy you a beer to discuss these things? I have work to do, but I keep coming back to this thread dammit!...

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  • RE: Downgrade sql server 2008R2 enterprise edition to standard edition.

    Unless you're using Enterprise-only features, you should be able to detach and re-attach from Enterprise to Standard, without having to jump through any significant hoops.

    If you're using any of the...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    calvo (9/9/2011)


    GSquared (9/9/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (9/9/2011)


    GSquared (9/8/2011)


    ...breeding dogs for 10,000 years has yet to produce a T-Rex...

    Isn't it fortunate for us that this wasn't the intention from the outset?

    I don't know.

    I think...

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  • RE: SQL SERVER CLUSTERING INTERVIEW QUESTIONS

    As an aside, asking a bunch of unknown people on the Internet to send you a zip file is probably not the wisest move. Zip files can be set...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Evil Kraig F (9/8/2011)


    This Gentleman is looking for some ETL best practices and didn't quite get what I was trying to tell him. Perhaps another voice may be able...

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  • RE: Data Warehouse best practices

    On the original question, I usually try to do most of the work on the DW server. Busy OLTP systems are usually more sensitive to load increases than OLAP...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    ChrisM@Work (9/9/2011)


    GSquared (9/8/2011)


    ...breeding dogs for 10,000 years has yet to produce a T-Rex...

    Isn't it fortunate for us that this wasn't the intention from the outset?

    I don't know.

    I think scritching a...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    Naked Ape (9/8/2011)


    GSquared (9/8/2011)


    The real problem is the very definition of "species". It's weak, in that it's either too broad or too narrow.

    Of course, living things are...

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  • RE: Mathematical Theory (controversy!)

    Naked Ape (9/8/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (9/8/2011)


    The best explanation I've remembered over the years is this: if two members can breed and produce offspring which can themselves breed between themselves and their parent...

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  • RE: I need a view to insert records to a table

    A view that modifies data?

    Do you mean a script that modifies data, or do you mean a view that you can run a script against to modify data?

    A view is...

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