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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Stefan Krzywicki (12/19/2011)


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    bitbucket-25253 (12/19/2011)


    . . . Being too darn lazy perfrom the necessary calculations required for rocket engine design by using my slide rule. . . .

    Yes,...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ah yes, I well remember the first time I started breathing! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (12/19/2011)


    OMG, we have a shark on the group! Lutz has been eaten by a shark!

    (Eat both squares, please)....

    [/weirdmood]

    Yes, it has been one of those mornings.

    I wasn't planning on...

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  • RE: Why is Model Database Log file so huge? How to truncate with so little disk space?

    The model database should usually be in Full recovery, so that new databases are in Full recovery when you create them. That's the default for a reason and you...

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  • RE: Please answer to these questions

    Oksana March (12/17/2011)


    All the answers so far have been criticism or jokes. Nobody found it useful to know what they ask at real interviews???

    Anyway, I am not currently looking for...

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  • RE: Getting the last date time from a column

    Your sub-query that gets the max date doesn't have the same criteria as the outer query. Is it possible there's a date in there that's higher than the max...

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  • RE: Dynamically Creating Table using Excel Sheet

    Have you taken a look at OpenRowset and OpenQuery?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    jcrawf02 (12/16/2011)


    By the way, if anyone feels so inclined, prayers and happy thoughts would be appreciated for my family today. No more info at the moment, I might share in...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Anyone up on converting flavors of UTF one to the next? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1222485-146-1.aspx

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  • RE: Is it possible to convert a field from "NVARCHAR" to "UTF-8" format in SQL Query itself. ?

    That'll be UTF-8 in the Unicode .csv file, per what I'm seeing in a search or two on the subject. Try Googling/Binging "unicode csv" and see if that helps.

    Converting...

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  • RE: Is it possible to convert a field from "NVARCHAR" to "UTF-8" format in SQL Query itself. ?

    Most CSV files I've worked with are .txt/.csv, which means ASCII, not Unicode at all.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (12/16/2011)


    Ai haz HTML airorz codz:

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/12/15/funny-pictures-http-status-cats/%5B/url%5D

    EDIT: Whoops. Linx Fixt

    GREAT way to start Friday! LOL! Thanks!

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  • RE: Does the Role of the DBA Need to Evolve?

    brad.featherstone (12/15/2011)


    Sounds like you are used to a larger organization.

    Scale does matter. In the Small/Medium Business (SMB) world the person who fills the DBA role frequently fills the data...

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  • RE: Nested Union query?

    I really can't speak to the validity of the code. Yes, it's a valid query, in that in compiles and returns results. But as far as being business-correct,...

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  • RE: Is it possible to convert a field from "NVARCHAR" to "UTF-8" format in SQL Query itself. ?

    NVarchar is stored in (essentially) UTF-16. Can you convert from that in whatever solution you need UTF-8 in?

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