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  • RE: Upgrading Your Career

    Robert Davis (2/16/2012)


    Perhaps my wording was a little too strong. However, I asked him to provide evidence of the existence of brain dumps of the MCM exams and none of...

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  • RE: Upgrading Your Career

    Brent Ozar (2/15/2012)


    TravisDBA (2/15/2012)


    So, what you are basically saying is I or anyone else has never ordered and actually got a usable braindump from one of those sites just...

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  • RE: Upgrading Your Career

    Robert Davis (2/15/2012)


    No, I'm quite serious. Please feel free to purchase the so called MCM materials those sites offer. I assure you that it won't help you pass.

    If someone is...

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  • RE: Upgrading Your Career

    Brent Ozar (2/15/2012)


    Robert Davis (2/15/2012)


    If you feel otherwise please point these alleged brain dumps out.

    Here's everything you need to know to pass the MCM lab:

    Drop all the primary keys.

    Then just...

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  • RE: Upgrading Your Career

    Mike Palecek (2/13/2012)


    I have always held that having certifications in general do not mean anything, however NOT having the certifications means a whole lot.

    Having them: yeah...great...you took an exam... so...

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  • RE: Too Tired to Work Smart

    TravisDBA (2/16/2012)


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    GSquared (2/16/2012)


    TravisDBA (2/16/2012)


    Well.... now you know why Mickeysoft is shipping American jobs overseas to China. They pay them dirt and work them until they fall asleep. Check...

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  • RE: Too Tired to Work Smart

    TravisDBA (2/16/2012)


    Well.... now you know why Mickeysoft is shipping American jobs overseas to China. They pay them dirt and work them until they fall asleep. Check out this link if...

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  • RE: Creating a Trigger

    I guess I'm not clear on why that would be a trigger. What would trigger it? Why would you want it to run every time you insert/update/delete?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    It's 79F here today. Beautiful weather. Sucks to be stuck indoors.

    (Yes, I'm rubbing it in.)

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    bitbucket-25253 (2/16/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (2/16/2012)


    Are the posted articles[/url] getting worse?

    Just shows that you must read the comments posted on any published article.

    I may be missing something. Do the comments on...

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  • RE: Too Tired to Work Smart

    Been there, done that, wore out the t-shirt years ago!

    One problem with calling the "too tired to think straight" issue is that you're too tired to think straight, and lose...

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  • RE: HELP...exporting multiple spreadsheets to multiple SQL tables with foreign keys.

    Jeff Moden (2/15/2012)


    All of that wonderment goes to hell in a handbasket if someone has the spreadsheet open at run time. Wouldn't it be better and simpler to provide...

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  • RE: Logon trigger malfunctions

    derek.colley (2/16/2012)


    The problem looks like it's the Execute As.

    The login trigger proc is running as AnonLogin. Thus ANY login calling that proc qualifies as being a SPID that should be...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    Since we're back on the original topic...

    Why does the sky change colors?

    Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights,...

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