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  • Reply To: On Looking and Acting the Part

    Arrgh! Consultants! Get thee behind me! 🙂 Unfortunately the ratio of good outcomes to poor outcomes from bringing in the consultants, in my lengthy experience has been about 1:3. The...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Synonyms

    Synonyms are important for dependency management. As Jeff Moden alluded to, sooner or later your friendly infrastructure maven is going to come a-knocking and say "Hey, good news guys, we're...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Design considerations for a tabular model

    frederico_fonseca - Monday, October 30, 2017 2:14 PM

    ...fact of 50 Million rows, 20 dimensions of 500 rows each...

    Thanks Frederico. Some good suggestions...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Design considerations for a tabular model

    Paulo de Jesus - Wednesday, October 25, 2017 8:34 AM

    Although you'll get better performance...

    Thanks Paulo
    I was thinking as I wrote this, that...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Design considerations for a tabular model

    @Tom_Hogan Sorry for my lack of clarity Tom. I think I...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Creative IT Learning

    or the DatasSQLDatasSQL mug


    "...£10.90 per mug..." Who knew trainee DBAs were on such a good wicket.

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Identifying all the values in a column that can be cast as numeric(3,1) in SQL Server 2008R2

    Thanks all for your excellent suggestions, I particularly like Eddie...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Case Statement Update

    ...Case Statement Update...

    Shouldn't that say "case EXPRESSION update"?

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: The Bones of SQL - The Holiday Table

    This and the calendar table articles are great pieces of work for people who aren't yet using their databases to their fullest potential. Forgive me if I'm missing something obvious,...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Install Cumulative Updates

    Serious question from a rather naive non-DBA:

    Say your organization is running very complex software and a database licensed from a third-party vendor, and it contains thousands of tables in regular...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Code smells versus transgressions

    Storing XML is not ideal, to be sure. But a particularly frustrating variant of it is when the structure of the XML being stored turns out to be identical in...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Code smells versus transgressions

    as long as it's not arbitrarily used to force uniqueness

    Hahaha! That's awesome!

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Code smells versus transgressions

    If an application is that badly coded there's little you can do on the database side to fix it.

    I would have thought that's one reason why you put constraints in...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Code smells versus transgressions

    On the other hand if SQL is the system of record they do not and are a very handy tool to use.

    We're talking about two different kinds of unique. If...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

  • RE: Code smells versus transgressions

    there are perfectly valid reasons to do this, for example order numbers

    Well... kinda. I don't think I explained myself very well. My apologies. Incrementing integers CAUSE uniqueness. They don't enforce...

    ...One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important.... Bertrand Russell

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