Mostly I have been an employee. The little time I was a consultant, I was working though an agency. However, I was always worried about what next. ...

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Me. We have a full IT staff today (nine including the CIO). 😀

Even though the office was closed...

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What about Go Johns or Go Jacks?

I really need to pay more attention to basket ball. 😛

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Matt Miller (#4) (12/17/2014)

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I am feeling silly. There's a much simpler implementation, but I basically never use this function.

The trick is to leverage the NTILE aggregate function rather than...

Matt Miller (#4) (12/17/2014)

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All right - the requirement is a bit different than initially read.

Since you're trying to get a groups bottomo 25% - I think you're looking at something...

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sargon.le.grand (12/16/2014)

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By the way could any of you help me make my update sql code work please as for i receive the following error message: Line 30: Incorrect syntax near...

Marcus Farrugia (12/16/2014)

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Ok, I want the bottom 25% value of the 'Value' column, broken up by MainGroup ideally broken into 4 quarters.

IF OBJECT_ID('TempDB..#mytable','U') IS NOT NULL

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rightontarget (12/16/2014)

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Hi all,

SQL Server 2008R2 on Windows server 2008.

Last night many scheduled jobs failed with "Cannot open user default database. Login failed." message.

SQLAGENT.EXE runs under SYSTEM account. I tried to...

As Grant said, find out what you need to monitor. Then when you have a 14 day trail you know what to test. By the way if you...