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  • RE: A Lifetime of Software

    Born a developer.

    Live a developer.

    Retire a developer.

    Die a developer.

    Change job?

    meh

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: how to join 2 temp table into 1

    Which temp table?

    #temp3 will contain one row for each row in #temp1

    #temp4 will contain one row

    #temp5 will contain one row for each row in #temp1 plus whatever fPerformanceHistoryDetail retrieves

    So if...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Because once in while you think you see a light starting to go on. But then it flickers out again just as fast.

    Or maybe it was too...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: how to join 2 temp table into 1

    INSERT #temp3 (account,MTD,ytd)

    SELECT t1.account,

    COALESCE(t1.MTD,t1.m1 + a.i1),

    COALESCE(t1.ytd,t1.y1 + a.i1)

    FROM #temp1 t1

    LEFT JOIN #temp2 t2 ON t2.account = t1.account

    CROSS APPLY...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: how to join 2 temp table into 1

    INSERT #temp3 (account,MTD,ytd)

    SELECT t1.account,

    COALESCE(t1.MTD,t1.m1 + account(@p1)),

    COALESCE(t1.ytd,t1.y1 + account(@p1))

    FROM #temp1 t1

    LEFT JOIN #temp2 t2 ON t2.account = t1.account

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Do you have any messages in Sent Items/ Deleted Items ?

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sent myself a PM and it worked OK πŸ™‚

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (3/27/2012)


    When did we start doing milestones for the 5k posts? I thought it was 10k.

    A milestone is a milestone is a milestone, don't be so damn picky πŸ˜›

    I...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (3/27/2012)


    David Burrows (3/27/2012)


    Sorry Brandie for stealing your thunder. Feel a little guilty now :blush:

    You should!

    jcrawf02 (3/27/2012)


    Don't, it just makes her more of a tortured soul, which will help...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Lynn Pettis (3/27/2012)


    David Burrows (3/27/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (3/27/2012)


    No milestone for him. ME ME. GIMMIE!

    POST!!!

    πŸ˜€

    And No πŸ˜€

    And the gentleman from the UK WINS!

    Bit of a cheat really as I was only lurking...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (3/27/2012)


    No milestone for him. ME ME. GIMMIE!

    POST!!!

    πŸ˜€

    And No πŸ˜€

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brandie Tarvin (3/27/2012)


    No milestone for him. ME ME. GIMMIE!

    POST!!!

    πŸ˜€

    No πŸ˜€

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: Removing alphabetic characters from a query result

    Replace 'am' and 'pm' with alternate unused char, ie char(0) and char(1) and reverting back afterwards may help with the char removal with tally table

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: MSDB Tables/Views

    John Hanrahan (3/6/2012)


    Glad you all enjoyed the question. I enjoyed the 'whininess' and 'pendaticness' of some of the responses. It's all good.

    At least I got a point today!

    John

    Kudos...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • RE: MSDB Tables/Views

    Nils Gustav StrΓ₯bΓΈ (3/6/2012)


    I see that I have failed BIG TIME in my first attempt to be a QOTD whining pedantic :crying:

    I promise to never try to be one again...

    The...

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

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