Just as an exercise thought I'd try this as an exercise

CREATE FUNCTION dbo.udf_Test (@value varchar(100))

RETURNS varchar(100)

AS

BEGIN

  DECLARE @result varchar(100)

  SET @result = ''

  SELECT...

or

declare @cmd varchar(300)

declare @user varchar(30)

set @user='loginname'

select  @cmd = 'SELECT DISTINCT ''?''

FROM master.dbo.syslogins l

inner join [?].dbo.sysusers o ON o.sid = l.sid

WHERE o.name = ''' + @user...

No SQL Server equivalent but you could use

DECLARE @sql varchar(8000)

SET @sql = ''

SELECT @sql = @sql + 'GRANT SELECT,INSERT,UPDATE,DELETE ON [' + TABLE_NAME + '] TO myuser;'

FROM...

ConnectionTimeout is for timeout on connecting to SQL Server what you want is CommandTimeout, which is in seconds and has a default of 30.

Set CommandTimeout to just above the longest query...

SELECT COALESCE([Last Name] + ', ' + [First Name], [Last Name], [First Name]) as [Name]

SELECT (SELECT COUNT(*) FROM tb_hiter e2 WHERE e2.sn <= e.sn AND e2.na = 5940)

 AS rownumber, sn

 FROM tb_hiter e

 WHERE e.na = 5940

 ORDER BY sn

yes

prob with my solution

revised

better to put options in permanent table

CREATE TABLE [Priorities] ([ID] int, field char(50))...

Try

set @Body = 'Alert Mail – I (MIS) Progress Report to the Client First Reminder ' + CHAR(13) + CHAR(10)

set @Body = @Body + CHAR(13) + CHAR(10) + 'ddfd'

CREATE FUNCTION dbo.udf__Test_Act_ind (@field_1 char(50),@field_2 char(50))

RETURNS int

AS

BEGIN

  DECLARE @id int

  SET @id = 0

  DECLARE @combinations TABLE ([ID] int, field char(50))

  INSERT INTO...

Well, if we are playing then

SELECT

REVERSE(ISNULL(PARSENAME(REVERSE(REPLACE(FullName,' ','.')),1),'')),

REVERSE(ISNULL(PARSENAME(REVERSE(REPLACE(FullName,' ','.')),2),'')),

REVERSE(ISNULL(PARSENAME(REVERSE(REPLACE(FullName,' ','.')),3),''))

FROM @FullName

Notwithstanding the above

CREATE FUNCTION dbo.udf_itinerary (@TicketID int, @BookingNo int)

RETURNS varchar(8000)

AS

BEGIN

  DECLARE @itinerary varchar(8000)

  SET @itinerary = ''

  SELECT @itinerary = @itinerary + i.[From] +...

Add Language=x to the connection string where x is the sql language e.g.

Italian is dd/mm/yyyy

English is mm/dd/yyyy

British English is dd/mm/yyyy

Check the language for the login and for the server (Default Language) as this affects the way dates are converted.

If possible use yyyymmdd format or SET DATEFORMAT as already mentioned.

SELECT

REPLACE(CONVERT(varchar,CAST(ColA as money),1),'.00',''),

REPLACE(CONVERT(varchar,CAST(ColB as money),1),'.00',''),

REPLACE(CONVERT(varchar,CAST(ColC as money),1),'.00',''),

CONVERT(varchar,CAST(ROUND(ColD,2,1) as money),1)

FROM [TableName]

Beware of rounding

SELECT CONVERT(varchar,CAST(1.6075 as money),1)

Result: 1.61

SELECT CONVERT(varchar,CAST(ROUND(1.6075,2,1) as money),1)

Result: 1.60