Could it not be because of child porn?

"Cute little girls"?

Maybe they restrict it because of that.

Cheers,

Crispin

If I get given my months notice, I am gonna convert all my code to the standards set out in the first document...

Cheers,

Crispin

Frank, you're killing me.

That first link has tears coming out of my eys. I keep imagining what I would do if I took over code like that. I would hunt...

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When it's art, courage is important. Not knowing how to do something but still willing to look silly, asking basic questions...

Got this from someone on this site. I cannot take credit for it.

I cannot remember who it was...

ALTER TABLE TableWithDuplicates ADD EliminateDuplicates_RowID int NOT NULL IDENTITY(1,...

You must have SQL 2000 client tools to connect to a SQL 2000 server.

SQL 7.0 tools will not connect.

Cheers,

Crispin

Does pinning a table make a large differance?

Sounds intersting. Never hear of it before.

Cheers,

Crispin

I agree.

What was supposed to be a serious, intellectual post has turned into a humorous topic.

Maybe this is the answer to my questions. All developers think alike.....

"We are the people...

@55 is replacment for ass.

You answered 42 to the meaninig of life. I missed the 42 part.

A flexible mind help, a warped mind is a added bonus...

Cheers,

Crispin

Serious though, looking for a solution. Google.

There are plenty people who have had the same problem you have.

This is how I found SQLServerCentral.

A guy started working here who had never...

I can't stop laughing. People are getting upset.

Here we are talking and I see a phrase "btree" then something about how you can't express yourself. I think btree > Tree...

Ahh a technical term...

This is what I meant...

I am killing myself laughing. Here people are talking technical and about SQL 2012 and I am...

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2. Relentless, to a certain degree.

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I agree with this.

When I started in IT, a...

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too much curiosity will quickly let you lose control, because when you are looking for node A. You discover node B. Follow...

A cold beer is only not allowed when caught.

Hint: Fill your coffee cup with beer.

When was the last time someone actually looked in your coffe cup to ensure you were...