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RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Paul White NZ (5/7/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/7/2010)
The typo is under "Physical Reads". It took ages to find the page 😛
"That analysis also shows that a each physical read was able to...
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May 7, 2010 at 6:19 am

#1164000
RE: Today's Random Word!

Tom Brown (5/7/2010)
Seriously it was a popular election. Its the first time I've ever had to queue to vote.
Me too, but fortunately not for long, and a good...
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May 7, 2010 at 5:16 am

#1163957
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Paul White NZ (5/7/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/7/2010)
Hey Paul, your last article[/url], while up there with the very best for technical content, usefulness and accuracy, has a typo in it.
Are you suggesting...
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May 7, 2010 at 4:59 am

#1163949
RE: Today's Random Word!

Tom Brown (5/7/2010)
coalition
(for all UK users 😉 )
Scary prospect but less scary than a continuation in power of the incumbent, Gordon Jong-Il.
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May 7, 2010 at 4:46 am

#1163940
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Paul White NZ (5/7/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/7/2010)
Huh? Oh! Today's Random Worm is Gordon Brown, a former British politician. Google DSM-IV code 301.7 😎
Harsh! You or Gordon Brown 😉 :laugh:
Ouch! Made...
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May 7, 2010 at 4:38 am

#1163933
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

Paul White NZ (5/6/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/6/2010)
Top Ten Posters in this thread (out of 15,100 or so)
Hmmm. Seems I don't post as much in here as I thought.
Steve,...
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May 7, 2010 at 2:18 am

#1163865
RE: Today's Random Word!

CirquedeSQLeil (5/6/2010)
crookj (5/6/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (5/6/2010)
bcsims 90437 (5/6/2010)
El Paso? Salsa... it's almost lunchtime.
Jalapenos
Chili Cookoff (New Mexico or Arizona style!)
Joe
If we go the chili cookoff rather than nacho route,...
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Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

May 7, 2010 at 2:08 am

#1163859
RE: Today's Random Word!

Buns
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Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

May 6, 2010 at 10:10 am

#1163407
RE: Today's Random Word!

sing4you (5/6/2010)
tosscrosby (5/5/2010)
Strappado
http://tinyurl.com/l2k6s
Hmmm. How did we go from a conference in Paris to torture? :unsure:
"International Conference for the Abolition of Torture, Paris 1973"
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May 6, 2010 at 7:28 am

#1163183
RE: Today's Random Word!

Conference pears
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May 5, 2010 at 8:25 am

#1162486
RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

GabyYYZ (5/5/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/5/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (5/5/2010)
Today I ran across the strangest threads I've ever seen here on SSC:
Want to buy a Ford car?
A sad story from Colorado
They don't...
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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
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May 5, 2010 at 7:20 am

#1162414
RE: Today's Random Word!

mbricker-600840 (5/5/2010)
Tom.Thomson (5/5/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
RBarryYoung (5/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/29/2010)
Think for yourself and question authority.
Think for authority and question yourself. 😀
Question authoritative thinking.
Authorize questioable thinking?
Too late!! Our company already hired some...
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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

May 5, 2010 at 6:58 am

#1162395
RE: Today's Random Word!

Paul White NZ (5/5/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/5/2010)
Today's Random Worm!
My anti-virus package prevented me from downloading your post.
Fluke. Shouldn't have happened.
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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

May 5, 2010 at 4:37 am

#1162329
RE: Today's Random Word!

Today's Random Worm!
Fasciola hepatica
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May 5, 2010 at 2:21 am

#1162291
RE: Today's Random Word!

Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/4/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/4/2010)
ROUND £$%^&*ing ROUND!!!
Wassup Paul?
Today's QotD :alien:
Blimey! Have you opened the can or what?
Go for a beer. By the time you get back,...
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Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

May 4, 2010 at 9:46 am

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