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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Jeff Moden (3/24/2011)

    Oh, very cool... I just found out that one of my favorite novels is going to be made into a movie. "The Martian Tales of Edgar Rice...

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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    March 24, 2011 at 7:34 am

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  • RE: Minneapolis SaaS Event

    Post reported

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    Ron

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    March 23, 2011 at 2:44 pm

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  • RE: Insert random numbers into a column

    Craig Farrell (3/20/2011)

    This seems exactly like why Identity() was built. It's random in that it has nothing to do with the rest of the data, and is unique per...

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    Ron

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    March 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm

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  • RE: If you could stop working tomorrow, would you still do SQL?

    "Tomorrow morning, you wake up and find you have enough money never to have to work another day.

    Retired 3 years ago, after having been first introduced to databases via...

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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    March 20, 2011 at 10:16 am

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  • RE: sql question

    The correct answer is: (Audience holding their breath)

    It depends

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    Ron

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    March 20, 2011 at 10:00 am

    #1301038

  • RE: Insert random numbers into a column

    In order for someone to assist you will you please supply the table definition and indexes and a short sample of the data contained in the other columns. To...

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    Ron

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    March 20, 2011 at 9:53 am

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  • RE: Scaled-down SQL

    Excellent question and a more than excellent explanation of why the correct answer is what it is.

    Thanks -

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    Ron

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    March 20, 2011 at 8:38 am

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  • RE: Data conversion

    Tom.Thomson

    I was very surprised to see Ron fall into that trap, as he certainly knows better - I guess it was just a momentary aberration.

    It was, but after...

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    March 19, 2011 at 2:00 pm

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  • RE: Data conversion

    Hugo Kornelis Posted Today @ 3:06 PM

    Accepted. And if we were indeed close enough, I'd immediately buy you a beer.

    Maybe some day at PASS?

    The good lord willing that beer...

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    Ron

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    March 18, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    #1300782

  • RE: Data conversion

    I don't mind if you ignore me, but are you at least planning to address the concerns of those other 9 people?

    I relied on http://support.microsoft.com/kb/173907

    which states:

    By default, the...

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    Ron

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    March 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm

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  • RE: Data conversion

    Hugo Kornelis (3/18/2011)

    bitbucket-25253 (3/18/2011)

    THANKS FOR CALLING ME STUPID. YOUR ARROGANCE OR SHOULD I SAY EGOTISM IS APPALLING.

    Hmmm. Are you now implying that your use of a non-universal date...

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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    March 18, 2011 at 11:26 am

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  • RE: Data conversion

    Hugo Kornelis (3/18/2011)

    When will people ever learn about date formats?

    The correct answer ("depends on the locale settings") was not listed, so I had to throw a coin to choose between...

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    March 18, 2011 at 8:57 am

    #1300565

  • RE: Data conversion

    jcunningham (3/18/2011)

    I see I am not the only one who noticed the extra comma. Did the author plan for this to throw people off??

    Yes I did

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    March 18, 2011 at 8:39 am

    #1300545

  • RE: "Could not find stored procedure 'master.dbo.xp_delete_file'

    .dbo.xp_delete_file' is actually implimented as a DDL named xpstar90.dll.

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    March 18, 2011 at 8:33 am

    #1300539

  • RE: Sorry not about SQL but lets all give our thoughts to Japan

    I have worked for a Japanese firm here in the USA, and have made friends with many, who fortunately when re-assigned from the US back to Japan now live near...

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    Ron

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    March 17, 2011 at 5:15 pm

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