Lynn's reply to Celko cracked me up to the point that people around me are looking at me strangely. :hehe:

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been swamped at work the past few days...

Congrats Lynn on the new job!

Decaprio, IMHO was best in What's eating Gilbert Grape... It wasn't a great...

Nice question, made me think and I learned. I didn't know about the part of using udf's.

I liked the article but love the discussion! I've learned a lot from it. Thanks!

I used to work with a DBA who was a pretty good lock pick. We had a server down on a saturday and neither of us had keys or...

Back to the BBQ discussion:

I grew up thinking that grilling with Propane was BBQing. Then I lived in Florida for a while and had a lot of friends from...

I'm off in 5 minutes...going home to bbq some steaks in 110 degree weather ftw!

Alvin Ramard (7/19/2010)

Actually, if you come to Memphis...

Good Question. I've been stung by this in production early on in my career. Since then I always have specified the length of my varchar's.

I've read the complaints...

Emancipation

I liked the article. The title reminds me of stage magic. I once saw an elephant disappear before my eyes. The magician brought out an elephant and...

I'm with Steve, it depends. It...

I got it right because I had to make a binary decision on if the syntax error was meant to be there or not and guessed right. Too many...

I worked for a call center that had a seasonal product. 99% of their business happened From June first to July 30th. The call center would go from...