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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - Editor (4/15/2010)


    Five bad jokes? That's it? I come back from a day of vacation to 5 bad jokes and a guy that should stick to using Excel...

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Alvin Ramard (4/15/2010)


    Should we send that OP here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sql+server+2008+checksum+function&l=1

    or let him sweat a while longer?

    Well, at least that will take him to a page that advises him (correctly) NOT to...

  • RE: define composite primary key with more than 900 bytes

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/16/2010)


    "Checksum of a row" could be used to quickly identify row pairs with differences, but the mismatched values still have to be highlighted.

    I guess you threw this in...

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Tom Brown (4/16/2010)


    incidentally:

    Na tog mi gun tuit mi ach ma thuiteas tog!

    Thig crìoch air an t-saoghal ach mairidh gaol is ceòl

    Welsh? Cornish? Celtic? Gaelic?

    Gaelic (Scottish).

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Whiffletree, Whippletree, Swingletree, Singletree

    (Do we really need four words for the same thing?)

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/15/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)


    crookj (4/15/2010)


    tosscrosby (4/15/2010)


    Sadistic

    Politician and IRS!

    Joe

    Liars and Cheats?

    Yours too?

    Conspiracy!

    Ours aren't liars - they never get as close to the truth as a liar does.

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Kit G (4/15/2010)


    A man and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

    (Bad Joke #2) 😀

    And the horse replied "because the old grey mare,...

  • RE: The Log Shipping Standard

    Interesting article, and an interesting use for log shipping.

    For a very long time I lived with SQLS 2000 Standard Edition, because the cost of Enterprise Edition was such that requiring...

  • RE: The Log Shipping Standard

    GSquared (4/12/2010)


    My usual practice is wrap and roll back, with verification scripts before the rollback. That way I can see what will be modified, without holding locks on tables/rows...

  • RE: Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1)

    I like the nice clear simple to understand approach, and the layout. Waiting eagerly for part 2.

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    CirquedeSQLeil (4/15/2010)


    Plyometrics

    Myostatic

  • RE: String length?

    Paul White NZ (4/12/2010)


    Christian Buettner-167247 (4/12/2010)


    Paul White NZ (4/11/2010)


    First one to whinge about the explanation being 'incomplete' gets a banana :w00t: 😛

    Me want the banana *whingingabouttheexplanation*! 😀

    No results returned, as...

  • RE: String length?

    Nice question. Fun.

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/14/2010)


    ._ ._. ... .

    ... --- .-.. . ..--.. :hehe:

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Chris Morris-439714 (4/14/2010)


    Mimsy Prim or affected; over-refined; mincing.

    Generic description for our labour government advisor, the "Prince of Darkness".

    I prefer Humpty Dumpty's definition: Miserable and Flimsy. And that...

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