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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    whereisSQL? (4/7/2014)


    Ed Wagner (4/7/2014)


    crookj (4/7/2014)


    Ed Wagner (4/7/2014)


    BWFC (4/7/2014)


    Ed Wagner (4/7/2014)


    TomThomson (4/4/2014)


    Revenant (4/4/2014)


    SQLRNNR (4/4/2014)


    mishka

    Grishka

    Shishka

    Bob

    Shilling

    Pound

    Smacker

    Candy

    sweet

    tubular (archaic)

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  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    shiksas!

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    "If I wanted it tomorrow, I'd ask for it tomorrow!!"

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Brilliant.

    http://laughingsquid.com/the-expert-a-hilarious-sketch-about-the-pain-of-being-the-only-engineer-in-a-business-meeting/

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/2/2014)


    Grant Fritchey (4/1/2014)


    GilaMonster (4/1/2014)


    I don't have too much beef with the language, but the way the fans talk about it, you'd think it was about...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Ed Wagner (3/31/2014)


    rodjkidd (3/31/2014)


    I do like paying it forward.

    Got an email from friend who was stuck on working out how many days old a debt is at the end of...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    My poster child interview disappointment: Good resume' on paper, but then the man walked in, opened up his laptop, and scrolled through a "cheat sheet" document each...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Today's Random Word!

    Kurt W. Zimmerman (3/13/2014)


    Revenant (3/13/2014)


    Ed Wagner (3/13/2014)


    Stuart Davies (3/13/2014)


    EricEyster (3/12/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    Ed Wagner (3/12/2014)


    JAZZ Master (3/12/2014)


    Ed Wagner (3/12/2014)


    Kurt W. Zimmerman (3/12/2014)


    Revenant (3/12/2014)


    Ed Wagner (3/12/2014)


    SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)


    output

    Input

    Throughput

    IOPS

    FLOPS

    Flop

    Beach

    Sonova

    Sonoma

    Wine

    Ragu bolognese 😛

    Bœuf bourguignon 😉

    Burgundy

    Appellation...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I haven't landed the job yet, but the guys interviewing me offered me $20 to do it again.

    I think they're laughing at me.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I think my bitbucket is defective. Could that have been the problem with my (former) database?

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    😛

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I looked but I couldn't find even one envelope, much less three. My boss called me in and told me I was fired, even though I...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    andrew gothard (3/13/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

    Thanks in advance.

    P.S. Please don't ask for DDL and sample...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)


    The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)


    I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

    Thanks in advance.

    P.S. Please don't ask for DDL and sample data as I've already said...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

    Thanks in advance.

    P.S. Please don't ask for DDL and sample data as I've already said that it doesn't work.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

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