I agree this is best as a series of small articles.

Some of my favorite techniques:

1) Use a tally table and SUBSTRING() to represent character string as a table...

tubular (archaic)

shiksas!

"If I wanted it tomorrow, I'd ask for it tomorrow!!"

Brilliant.

http://laughingsquid.com/the-expert-a-hilarious-sketch-about-the-pain-of-being-the-only-engineer-in-a-business-meeting/

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/2/2014)

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Grant Fritchey (4/1/2014)

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GilaMonster (4/1/2014)

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I don't have too much beef with the language, but the way the fans talk about it, you'd think it was about...

Ed Wagner (3/31/2014)

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rodjkidd (3/31/2014)

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I do like paying it forward.

Got an email from friend who was stuck on working out how many days old a debt is at the end of...

My poster child interview disappointment: Good resume' on paper, but then the man walked in, opened up his laptop, and scrolled through a "cheat sheet" document each...

Appellation...

I haven't landed the job yet, but the guys interviewing me offered me $20 to do it again.

I think they're laughing at me.

I think my bitbucket is defective. Could that have been the problem with my (former) database?

😛

I looked but I couldn't find even one envelope, much less three. My boss called me in and told me I was fired, even though I...

andrew gothard (3/13/2014)

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The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)

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SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)

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The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)

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I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

Thanks in advance.

P.S. Please don't ask for DDL and sample...

SQLRNNR (3/12/2014)

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The Dixie Flatline (3/12/2014)

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I have a database. It doesn't work. Please advise.

Thanks in advance.

P.S. Please don't ask for DDL and sample data as I've already said...