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Ninja: That would be some seriously twisted googling at this point 😉
January 28, 2009 at 2:36 pm
While I have no intention of getting PERSONALLY involved with that thread, I can think of only two things. They are idle thoughts and may be worth exactly...
January 28, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Y'all are pretty sad excuses for mad scientists.... now a whizbang fiber-optic laser beam DISassembler... capable of reducing any target into it's component subatomic particles... resulting in a weapon...
January 28, 2009 at 9:07 am
One more post towards 1000.... and close to the original topic here. How many people get annoyed by people who cut and paste data rather than giving a...
January 27, 2009 at 9:39 am
Grammar lessons, yes... maybe help them Lynn can.....
January 27, 2009 at 7:19 am
For many developers RBAR perhaps could be an acronym for:
R(ight) B(ack) (where you started from) A(fter) R(iting) (the same query)
Frankly, I get the visual impact of "Row By Agonizing...
January 26, 2009 at 8:51 am
No hate mail here, but I do have one other thought, which again may have been covered and disposed of....
People (users, clients, developers who can't spell SQL) sometimes make very...
January 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Watch out... Cardinal Moden may be lurking about somewhere close by with pork chop in one hand and a fish in the other.
😉
January 22, 2009 at 11:09 am
GilaMonster (1/22/2009)[hrWell, it's not the join keyword and it's an old way of doing things, and the outer join syntax only works in SQL 2000 and earlier, but
from table1, table2,...
January 22, 2009 at 10:56 am
Do you mean to take the standard deviation of the monthly totals by customer, category, etc? If so, try using a cte or subquery to develop those totals...
January 22, 2009 at 6:45 am
Grant, would you mind showing an example of how you would use joins in a where clause? I'm not sure what you mean.
January 22, 2009 at 6:38 am
I haven't scrolled through all 60 or so messages to see if this was mentioned so it may be redundant.
I sometimes get one-shot requests for a simple CSV file that...
January 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm
... and, with fish, you can DANCE!!
January 21, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
It sounds more like a Monty Python sketch to me.
Hmmmmm......
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"This query is dead."
"No, it's merely stunned. See, it's using a cursor...."
"It's written in Norwegian SQL and its...
January 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Now that I read the thread, I have a scene from "Jerry Maguire" running through my head AND IT WON'T COME OUT. Thanks, Ninja.
I don't have a stick...
January 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
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