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While I have no intention of getting PERSONALLY involved with that thread, I can think of only two things. They are idle thoughts and may be worth exactly...
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January 28, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Y'all are pretty sad excuses for mad scientists.... now a whizbang fiber-optic laser beam DISassembler... capable of reducing any target into it's component subatomic particles... resulting in a weapon...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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January 28, 2009 at 9:07 am
One more post towards 1000.... and close to the original topic here. How many people get annoyed by people who cut and paste data rather than giving a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 27, 2009 at 9:39 am
Grammar lessons, yes... maybe help them Lynn can.....
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January 27, 2009 at 7:19 am
For many developers RBAR perhaps could be an acronym for:
R(ight) B(ack) (where you started from) A(fter) R(iting) (the same query)
Frankly, I get the visual impact of "Row By Agonizing...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 26, 2009 at 8:51 am
No hate mail here, but I do have one other thought, which again may have been covered and disposed of....
People (users, clients, developers who can't spell SQL) sometimes make very...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Watch out... Cardinal Moden may be lurking about somewhere close by with pork chop in one hand and a fish in the other.
😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 22, 2009 at 11:09 am
GilaMonster (1/22/2009)[hrWell, it's not the join keyword and it's an old way of doing things, and the outer join syntax only works in SQL 2000 and earlier, but
from table1, table2,...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 22, 2009 at 10:56 am
Do you mean to take the standard deviation of the monthly totals by customer, category, etc? If so, try using a cte or subquery to develop those totals...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 22, 2009 at 6:45 am
Grant, would you mind showing an example of how you would use joins in a where clause? I'm not sure what you mean.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 22, 2009 at 6:38 am
I haven't scrolled through all 60 or so messages to see if this was mentioned so it may be redundant.
I sometimes get one-shot requests for a simple CSV file that...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 21, 2009 at 10:55 pm
... and, with fish, you can DANCE!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fish-Slapping_Dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 21, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Grant Fritchey (1/21/2009)
It sounds more like a Monty Python sketch to me.
Hmmmmm......
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"This query is dead."
"No, it's merely stunned. See, it's using a cursor...."
"It's written in Norwegian SQL and its...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Now that I read the thread, I have a scene from "Jerry Maguire" running through my head AND IT WON'T COME OUT. Thanks, Ninja.
I don't have a stick...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
January 21, 2009 at 11:12 am
Doh :w00t: put the T2 column(s) at the front.
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January 20, 2009 at 6:40 am
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