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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I'll drag in another alternate universe and say deploy the thopters to fetch him back before he is devoured by the shai-hulud.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    So how many dunes deep in the desert are you right now, Lynn?

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Sounds like a Jimmy Buffett lyric.... 😀

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Steve, your point is well made that it might be a language/terminology issue. It is theoretically possible that his problem with error messages, or being asked questions himself,...

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  • RE: Question

    I'm sure that is how SQL Mgmt Studio scripts SELECTs, UPDATEs, and INSERTs.

    This isn't the first question that has asked if there isn't a way to avoid listing a...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I've been working in there but I'm getting this feeling like a dog who's been chasing his tail for a while. I mean, how hard is it to understand an...

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  • RE: need help in Updating ntext field

    Try it this way. The example works, it just replaced the searched for value 'ccc' with 'xxxxxx'. To delete characters at the end, you find...

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  • RE: Question

    Question: Do you want to ignore a row unless ALL columns have values?

    If so, you are probably going to have to list all the columns. The...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Notice now, still no reply to question asked last.

    Backwards you have it. Expert you are. Game is for him to ask and you to answer.

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    What, not like he's asking how to write a database to support a nuclear reactor system.

    You just HOPE he isn't.

    So, Gail has already wisely decided to ignore the OP. ...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

    Dammit Lynn, you let the secret out!!!!...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    WICKED visual that...

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    "What exactly DOES a pork chop launcher look like?"

    "Potato-gun or trebuchet-based?"

    "Why... I don't know that.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

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  • RE: Conversion Fun

    Undocumented but useful: sp_MSGoBackInTime

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Good one, Kit.

    "I'm telling you that query is a KILLER.... look at the BONES, man!!"

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