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Returning to the idea of returning to the idea of this thread becoming self aware and evolving into Skynet is recursive.
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February 23, 2009 at 9:52 am
Returning to the idea of this thread becoming self aware and evolving into Skynet is recursive.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 23, 2009 at 9:52 am
Why ask why? 😉
I get these kinds of requests from our reports group. Some people want to squeeze as much information as they can onto a screen or...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 22, 2009 at 8:51 pm
When dealing with CTE's, keep in mind that you aren't really specifying a sequence of steps, it just reads that way. The optimizer treats it all as...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm
This ought to get you started. The key to this is using "FOR XML" to do concatenation of the strings for the groups each employee belonged...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm
KT:
You are dealing with what I call a "gremlin". A gremlin is an unexplained intermittent error. Without more information, I can't help you. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Back after 36 hours off and had to spend half an hour playing catch-up on this thread.
Barry: Glad to see you recognized Eron. I used...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm
This should help you identify the set of views which need to be changed. I cringe at the idea of views nested within views, but good luck.
select...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I pay them no mind. It's always good for ME 😉
It's Friday night and we're online. We have GOT to get lives, Jeff.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I tried to research this issue but couldn't find anything definite. However, if you use OpenRowset with a BCP format file, you are usually going to create the...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Barry: Wrath of God and Blinkies... an evil combination for a white deck. I remember a thread somewhere that was titled BLINKING @#$&ing SPIRITS DIE...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm
This is the email address listed by our man Joe in his first-ever post. Use it at your own risk 😉
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm
This isn't really a T-SQL issue, because your code USUALLY works.
That error doesn't give much to go on, and you say rebooting the server fixes the problem. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
finished around 30th out of 250 with a record of 6-2-0
Well I'm impressed!!
Barry, please tell me you weren't playing a creatureless blue deck or something jank...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Bonus points to Max!
Lynn, I was just kidding around. The "rude" reference was to the second quote in my list and was intended as a joke. ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm
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