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Thanks Jeff:
I realize that I've got a double thread going now, and I just had a light bulb go on when I looked at elapsed time for writing to disk,...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 25, 2009 at 9:14 am
Jeff, this is a tremendous learning experience for me, so please hang in with me a little while longer.
I notice that you are grouping on an int...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 25, 2009 at 9:02 am
My first thought was, "You're kidding.....", but I know you are not.
O geez.
By the way I experimented with a larger number of departments (20) and the concatenation started running a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 9:01 pm
You're a lot more current than I am, so I'll take your word for it. Thanks 🙂
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 7:04 pm
All hail The Thread.
Mighty, Mighty is The Thread.
All-Knowing, All-Merciful....
Is this the beginning of a Cult of the ThreadHeads?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 4:16 pm
(Sigh... nobody has a sense of humor anymore.)
Guys, I've learned to document code out of self-preservation... because I may be the one who has to revisit the code months or...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Ah... but you are denying them the opportunity to broaden their horizons and expand their minds by saying "What the...? How did he DO that???" ...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm
You don't get the speed benefits of cross apply unless the UDF is a an inline table valued function. Because an inline table valued function is a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Jack, I can see that it would be considered advanced. I never heard about using FOR XML this way until the last couple of months. But...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I'm afraid I can't, but I will listen respectfullly to anyone who can, if they'd care to report their results. However, I see that as a different issue...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Why don't you start a thread in the Strategies forum?
Just did, thanks 🙂
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic663702-49-1.aspx
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 10:49 am
Gail, can I respond to the "doing things where they make sense" through an email or something? I think there is a case where it does make...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 9:39 am
I just answer "do what Jeff said" and go on my way
Sure... spoil my fun... 😉
Steve, it wasn't really a dispute. I'm trying hard to adopt...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 9:00 am
More likely, everyone was so busy chatting about favourite books that no one answered any questions.
Not true, Gail!! I even got into a dispute with Jeff about concatenation!!
Of...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 8:28 am
How do you recognize the Episcopalians at a Star Wars convention?
When someone says "May the Force be with you.", the Episcopalians reply "And also with you."
(Don't worry, Steve... I...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
February 24, 2009 at 7:31 am
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