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  • RE: Issue with CTE

    Listen to Lynn. A recursive CTEs is going to run slowly.

    When you DO use recursive CTE, as in any Union ALL, the number and type of columns must...

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  • RE: OpenRowSet Error

    Thanks for letting us know what the resolution was, KT.

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  • RE: Issue with CTE

    Please share with us what error you are getting, the table schema(s), and perhaps a sample of data.

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  • RE: Can I make this any faster

    A lot of our developers just LOVE "NOLOCK".

    If you ask them what it means, they usually respond that it means you want to go fast....

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  • RE: Conversion Fun

    As long as there is going to be carnage, would you also add to the victims' list the names of those who say "Choose your answer", instead of "Choose all...

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  • RE: sql

    I will be passing one

    Make up your mind, Metro.

    First I give you the parser code. Then you said one value.

    I...

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  • RE: sql

    I will be passing one

    Make up your mind, Metro.

    First I give you the parser code. Then you said one value.

    I...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Abby see the puppies? (Or I be see the puppies.)

    Well (or hell), them no puppies.

    Yes they are. See 'em peein' ??

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Hey Roy, I will translate the Arkansian for you.

    Arkansas is infamous for bad grammar and promiscuous former presidents.

    Them are ducks.

    No them are not.

    Yes them are. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    M R Ducks.

    No M R not.

    S M R. Look at M webbed feet.

    L I B !! M R Ducks.

    I haven't thought about that since I lived...

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  • RE: Conversion Fun

    Some of the questions of the day wind up being just trivia, not suggested best practices. But sometimes you stumble across some code that needs fixing and knowing...

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  • RE: Can I make this any faster

    Chris #2 is right. I've begun to rewrite some multiline functions as inline table functions and the difference in performance for large batches is astounding. ...

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  • RE: Conversion Fun

    I'm just waiting for it to be listed in BOL. 😉

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  • RE: updates

    Easier than I thought it would be !!

    Thanks, Simon.

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  • RE: Conversion Fun

    Yeah that's what we had to do too. The cyborg got all bummed out about it and walked off muttering something about going into politics.

    😎

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