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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    By the way, my error and my apology for mentioning row_number(). This has gone on for so long, that I forgot which forum(s) we were in. ...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    Fox, I promise you, I would much rather we all got out of the insult mode, and got into constructive problem solving. It's really a...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    Just saw your repost with the corrected SQL, fox. He started with your code, and you had that commented out. Garbage in, garbage out, remember?

    I'm...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    That WAS quick, Jeff.

    Fox, here is the deal. An INSERT INTO can come just before a SELECT Statement, and everything in the result statement feeds into the INSERT....

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    This will have to wait until tomorrow because we're having guests over tonight to watch "The Quiet Man." Someone else may beat me to it. ...

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  • RE: Large String Value needs to be broken down into Human readible fixed lengths.

    Got it. I think we are waiting on another post from G at this point.

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  • RE: Large String Value needs to be broken down into Human readible fixed lengths.

    No problem. That question gets asked a lot when it seems as if the functionality should be implemented outside SQL server. What's the name of...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Speak not lightly of Old Father Eternity.

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  • RE: converting rows to column

    Azeem, may I ask why you want it in columns like that? This is just out of curiousity about your business requirements. Sometimes there is...

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  • RE: Large String Value needs to be broken down into Human readible fixed lengths.

    An excellent article on the numbers or "tally" table can be found here [/url]. It's just a list of numbers from 1 to whatever. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Good one. I need more Happy Joins in my life.

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    I've got a couple of good friends who are, or were, referees, Bruce. They both felt it was a great way to be "in" the game, as...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    Most definitely, Steve !!

    Being the all-American Dutch-Scots-Irish-German-with-a-touch-of-snapping-turtle boy that I am, I am wearing the green and would proudly quaff a green beer with you in about two hours. ...

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  • RE: Are the posted questions getting worse?

    The Thread is rather like the free-association of our collective consciousness. Or the nascent Skynet... whatever. You can get lost easily if you don't get...

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  • RE: T-Sql rant

    Schadenfreude: Your best entertainment value.

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