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Flo: An average is reached by summing the values and dividing by the number of values. A median is the value at the middle of an...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Thank you, ma'am. 🙂
(I always make it a point to be polite to ladies... especially martial artists who can also humiliate me technically. It's a southern...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 9, 2009 at 11:53 am
I have to ask (somewhat fearfully) how did Gail get to be Gila Monster?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 9, 2009 at 11:40 am
G: Do you prioritize what needs to be done first, or just take things on a FIFO basis?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 9, 2009 at 7:36 am
I actually found ruthless to be a very appropriate term. Every day another thousand potential distractions are created to try to grab our attention and vie for a...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 9, 2009 at 6:38 am
Thanks, Andrew 🙂
7. The clustered index should always be on the Primary Key.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 10:03 am
You mean like SELECT... INTO.... ??
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 9:56 am
The temptation is to just do a little hard coding for that exception, assuming that this is a one-off situation.
The truly sad thing about this one is that it...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 9:12 am
How about?
1. Everyone knows that databases don't scale.
2. Everyone knows that SQL Server is slow.
3. We are going...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 8:48 am
Is this it?
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 8:32 am
I don't think you need to worry, Jim. I've never heard your name mentioned by anyone in any context underlying the start of this thread. ;-)...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 7:58 am
Lynn deserves some kind of award for his missionary work in Darkest Procedural Land during the Rant.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 8, 2009 at 6:35 am
I DID sort of limber up my throwing arm while pondering my reply. 😀
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm
... this is the kind of newbie I like to see...
He is a trophy. Stuff him and mount him on the wall. You could tell from his first...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2009 at 8:51 pm
I had a job interview once where I was asked if I had ever thrown large manuals at people. I thought it was a joke question until it...
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
April 7, 2009 at 8:11 pm
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